3, no make that 2, items of business
October 6, 2009
No, I have not fallen off of the blogging wagon. Well, I may have bounced off when we hit that last pot hole, but I’m back on now. Mom was right – you should always wear a seat belt. And really? 30 posts in 30 days was never going to happen.
It is a big news day here, so let’s get down to business.
First up: BSB Brian Littrell has H1N1! WTF? My middle high school self is in shock. Is no one safe?!? Somewhere in there is a joke about making out with BSB posters and getting infected, but I can’t quite make the connection today. Besides, a) Brian was never my fav – I was a Nick/AJ girl; and b) BSB are no longer relevant to my interests. But wait – I just posted about them. I’m not sure where I’m going with this.
Next item on the agenda: Halloween costumes! I have decided to be a reverse mermaid. Yeah. Last year I was a baked potato. I’ve already resigned myself to another Halloween spent explaining what my costume is to every drunk person I encounter, but my enthusiasm will not be dampened! I spent the weekend sculpting the fish head part of my costume. I mean, I’ve already done the mermaid thing, so now it’s time to shake things up a bit.
I forgot what the third thing was that I was going to post about. Perhaps I’ll remember for tomorrow.
October 6, 2009 at 12:43 pm
So, you get to have sex on Halloween.
Sweet.
If you’re lucky. I mean, if I’m lucky.
October 6, 2009 at 2:51 pm
That’s definitely shaking shit up, Sister. Oh BTW I passed an award onto you.
Sa-weet! Thanks!
October 8, 2009 at 7:22 pm
That reminds me of the time I had the brilliant idea to go as a tree? With real leaves. Somehow everyone thought I was an Indian. After a while, I just stopped fighting it.
October 9, 2009 at 2:10 pm
I love the reverse mermaid idea!
October 9, 2009 at 10:22 pm
A reverse mermaid, huh? I definitely HAVE to see this costume. I’m envisioning a cross between Charlie Tuna and Chicken of the Sea.
October 13, 2009 at 3:49 am
But you don’t look like a mermaid.
René Magritte’s Mermaid paintings can be instructive here: a lack of arms, a fairly prominent vagina, and a huge fish mouth are definitely the keys to making this costume work. And, of course, those very attributes will also make you very, very popular at any party.
October 13, 2009 at 4:13 pm
Need some accessories for that vagine?
October 13, 2009 at 8:01 pm
Dudette – I need an email address for you so I can send over the video you requested. Hit me up: ben.boudreau@gmail.com