Soldiers in the KISS Army

If Dexter were to join an online dating site, this would be his profile pic:

Come on! Look at that tongue. It’s obscene. He looks like he’s auditioning for the K-9 KISS Tribute Band.

Ernie makes a decent Paul Stanley, don’t you think?

I’m embarassed at how long I spent making these pictures. There is no way The Boss can believe I’m working right now.

8 thoughts on “Soldiers in the KISS Army

  1. Unbelievable. Those pics rock. And so does Dexter. You just know that his Facebook page would have a bunch of scantily clad poodles asking him to french, I mean, Friend them.

  2. Great Halloween costumes too! I’ll try to get Sexy Dexy a costume while I’m around. Just found out I won’t see you ;0( I’ll call you before I get to town. I will need to arrange a way for me to bring Dexter back before noon on that following Friday.

  3. dingo – Dex is restricted from Facebook for just those reasons. *Inappropriate content*

    so – He’s really more of a Pat Bentar kind of guy…he sees himself as a misunderstood youth working in a ‘dime a dance’ joint.

    sewcrazydoglady – Glad you found us; hang out as long as you’d like. You don’t, by any chance, make KISS collars, do you?

    danielle – I’m sorry we’ll miss each other, too. But I know Dex will be excited to see you! We’ll discuss plans soon.

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