Bad Mutha Fudruckers: The Rules (pt. I)

Hey look! Ernie’s sniffing some flowers:

‘Do not take a picture of me sniffing flowers; I am a Bad Mutha Fudrucker. Bad Mutha Fudruckers do not Sniff Flowers.’

‘This is what Bad Mutha Fudruckers do. They Rip Shit Up.’

‘If you try to tell a Bad Mutha Fudrucker to be gentle with his toys and not Rip Shit Up, a Bad Mutha Fudrucker will Laugh in Your Face.’

‘Bad Mutha Fudruckers dig holes in the middle of the yard, even if they are Not Supposed To, because they Don’t Care about following the rules.’

‘Bad Mutha Fudruckers will lay (lie?) in the shade and refuse to look at you, because they also Don’t Care about Looking Good for the Camera.’

6 thoughts on “Bad Mutha Fudruckers: The Rules (pt. I)

  1. Is Ernie looking for a date because he would get along great with my little Alice.

    Is he into petite white bitches with a penchant for rummaging through trash cans?

  2. Wow! Those are some Bad Mutha Fudruckers.

    The look Ernie is giving you in that second “Sniffing Flowers” pick is priceless. I think that hole in the yard may be for you. I’d had the camera next time.

  3. kristen – Ernie is (sadly) less of a man that he used to be, but he is definately into petite bitches. Or at least he’d like to be.

    dingo – Next time my blog goes AWOL, you’ll know what happened. I’ve either fallen into the pit, or the mockingbirds got me.

    Wait, that’s not funny. The mockingbirds might actually get me, and it would be a horrible death.

  4. Damnit these pictures just make me want a puppy all that much more. Sadly in the little shoebox I live in I can’t have one. So thanks for making me cry 😦

    Just kidding.

  5. c. watson – Sorry to give you the “puppy fever.” I’ll try to post some pics of me on poop patrol, for balance.

    so – You know that’s right. If he could throw up some gang signs, he totally would.

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