It’s just like riding a bike, right? Right?!?

So I haven’t blogged for a while (you didn’t notice? oh well) which has created a backlog of post ideas that have leaked into my real life conversations. Prefacing a story with, “just a warning, this might be TMI,” doesn’t really work out well when you end up telling your mom how you know it’s gross but you still sit bare-assed on the toilet seat at bars because the ‘squat-and-pee’ maneuver it too difficult to pull off after a few drinks, and no one really gets crabs from public toilets anyway, right?

Also I said ‘fuck’ in front of my mom and my 5 year old niece, but thankfully my family is too shocked to really address this issue, so after I weathered the 25-30 seconds of awkward silence I was home free.

So here’s a quick recap of things that have happened to me in the past 2 weeks or so:

  • I cut off all most of my hair. I love it.

I went sledding with my niece in Michigan. Being in the snow for less than 45 minutes rocks. After that…not so much.

  • Steve got drums. 😦
  • That is all for today. Yay 2009!

    *[Updated to add]: Why did no one tell me I spelled niece wrong?

    13 thoughts on “It’s just like riding a bike, right? Right?!?

    1. Oh! I dropped the f-bomb in front of my father in law on Christmas.

      Good times.

      Um…Awkwardness for 1?

      Glad you had a fun holiday!!!

    2. Awesome new hair! I cut mine too. It was boring me.

      I continuously swear in front of my parents. My dad loves it and my mom just stares at me.

    3. The new hair looks really cute.

      And I like the transition from like…Angus Young style rocking to Rivers Cuomo style rocking.

    4. Your Rocking Face is exactly like Slash’s Rocking Face while he was with Guns n Roses, so you should feel pretty good about that.

      Also, short hair is hot.

    5. dolce – No one should be awkward alone. Make that a table for 2.

      lump – I hope it’s not going out of style, ’cause it’s one of the few things I’ve got going for me.

      marie – I am totally telling my hair it bores be right before I cut it again.

      ‘See you later, sucka. You bore me. Good bye.’

      andy – Jeez, now I have to do some wiki-research to confirm that I’ve gone from awesomely cool to even more awesomely cool.

      surviving myself – You know, I do feel pretty good about that. High Five to Rocking Faces!

    6. rs27 – I’ll pass the compliment along to the drum set.

      letitia – That is actually Steve’s house, and yes, the tee ball bat by the door is for security. But mainly it just sits there and scares Ernie.

      lbluca77 – Thanks!

      arjewtino – I live to rock.

    7. My father-in-law plays drums. In a band. That tours old age homes. I think it’s awesome when grown-up men play drums for fun. =)

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