So I haven’t blogged for a while (you didn’t notice? oh well) which has created a backlog of post ideas that have leaked into my real life conversations. Prefacing a story with, “just a warning, this might be TMI,” doesn’t really work out well when you end up telling your mom how you know it’s gross but you still sit bare-assed on the toilet seat at bars because the ‘squat-and-pee’ maneuver it too difficult to pull off after a few drinks, and no one really gets crabs from public toilets anyway, right?
Also I said ‘fuck’ in front of my mom and my 5 year old niece, but thankfully my family is too shocked to really address this issue, so after I weathered the 25-30 seconds of awkward silence I was home free.
So here’s a quick recap of things that have happened to me in the past 2 weeks or so:
- I cut off
allmost of my hair. I love it.
I went sledding with my niece in Michigan. Being in the snow for less than 45 minutes rocks. After that…not so much.
That is all for today. Yay 2009!
*[Updated to add]: Why did no one tell me I spelled niece wrong?