Every Wednesday morning Harris Teeter sends me an email filling me in on what’s on sale for the upcoming week. Holyfoodporn I love it. Harris Teeter even sends me a personalized list based on what I normally buy. I know I should be creeped out that they are tracking my purchases, and it is a little unsettling when a sale on Tampax super absorbents just happens to coincide with my period, but mainly I love scrolling through the list and making a shopping list in my head.
It’s also kind of a stroll down memory lane. You know, you’re right, Harris Teeter; I have been buying an awful lot of mushrooms. And cranberry juice. And peanut butter.
Thanks but no thanks.
Sorry Harris Teeter. I don’t care how good of a sale you’re running, but I am NOT buying or eating white asparagus. It looks creepy and human.