No, her face doesn’t always look like that.
No, she isn’t dancing ironically. Sad, isn’t it?
One of us likes sticks, chases squirrels (but hasn’t caught one yet, even when one literally fell out of a tree and landed on his head), and enjoys eating underwear crotches.
He does not care for the vacuum cleaner, but does not mind the lawnmower.
His least favorite trick is “sit.”
While he does not care for peas, he thinks bananas are divine.
He recently celebrated his 11th birthday.
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