Soldiers in the KISS Army

If Dexter were to join an online dating site, this would be his profile pic:

Come on! Look at that tongue. It’s obscene. He looks like he’s auditioning for the K-9 KISS Tribute Band.

Ernie makes a decent Paul Stanley, don’t you think?

I’m embarassed at how long I spent making these pictures. There is no way The Boss can believe I’m working right now.