…but when I do, I get a big bone.
This picture was taken after 40 minutes of Dex trudging around the yard, trying to find the best spot to hide his birthday bone (NOT a euphemism). Even with all of the other dogs inside, poor Dex couldn’t just settle down and enjoy his bone until he’d found and discarded no less than 4 perfectly good hiding spots for his prize.
Just stopping by to say hello, dust some cobwebs off, and wish my best old man Dexter a happy 11th birthday. It’s not every day your dog turns 11, so we had a Birthday Blowout Week which included Dex’s first minor league baseball game, where he barked at the hot dog vendor.
And the t-shirt gun.
And the crack of the bat.
And pretty much everything else.
But you know? Fuck it. Bark your head off, old man. You’ve earned it.
Listen. Stop following me. Seriously. I gotta hide this thing.
Not so much. But damn if he ain’t cute…
I wrote about Ernie’s Canine IQ Test here.
I hope you will, too, or face the scorn of Li’l Wayne.
Also – you may have noticed that the URL has changed. BadMuthaFudruckers.com is now live! You may need to update your RSS feed (my Google Reader hasn’t figured it out yet). AND you can “like” this (or any post) by clicking the button below.
Now all I’ve got to do is write something “like”-able…
I’m sorry I ate your panties…
…but really, woman, these floors – what filth!
Let’s drown our shame in liver treats and call it a day.
National Pit Bull Awareness Day is coming up (October 23rd), and I’m blogging about it over here.
Are you in the Richmond, VA, area? You can meet Ernie and me at Ring Dog Rescue’s “Training People for Pits’ Sake” event next Saturday.
I’ll be the one wearing this:
I will also be wearing pants, and I will have a neck.
And as a bonus, here is an illustrated email exchange between my sister Lauren and I.
Ok, there’s more, but I have to get some work done. Stay tuned!
Hey guys – I’m back! There have been some exciting goings-on around the Bad Mutha Fudruckin’ household, not the least of which being that somebody celebrated a big birthday. On September 1, Dexter turned a 10 years old. Quite a milestone! And to celebrate, CSN Stores (you know, the folks with over 200 stores where you can find anything from a coffee table to a Halloween costume for your dog) has offered to let him do his first product review!
So stay tuned! He’s getting something he’s been yearning for his entire life, and I can’t wait to share with you guys his reaction.
Happy Birthday, Dex! I love you!
I did it!
I really did it.
And it was glorious…
Also, I’m off to Denver tomorrow. Anybody out there want to meet up?